So you’re a WEIRD author. That’s great news. Celebrate your uniqueness with one of these funny writer shirts. If you want to see where we found these, just click on each shirt. And if you’re an author with a book that has at least ten great reviews, please feel free to submit your book for a book promotion. We send daily emails to thousands of eager readers looking for great books.
“Reality” Shirts
I do not tolerate reality
What’s fun about reality? Creating new worlds and characters is what writers live for!
What’s your superpower?
With the ability to create and destroy worlds comes a lot of power (cue evil laughter)!
Unrealistic expectations
Yes, we live in a crazy fantasy world and our expectations might not be realistic, but, hey, if a zombie hoard comes calling, or if we get three sudden marriage proposals, we’ll know exactly what to do.
Hot writer
Wait, we could have sworn this said HOT, but we bet PSYCHOTIC looks every bit as good for the story you’re writing.
“Writing Life” Funny Writer Shirts
Ignore my browsing history
Do you keep expecting secret service to come busting down your door? Maybe researching how many of the president’s family have Secret Service Agents following them around wasn’t a great idea. Coupled with how long it takes a dead body to decompose in the snow, it’s kind of iffy.
I’m plotting against you
How many people in your life have you killed off in your books? Enough said.
Anything you do or say is fair game
PLEASE do something really weird or funny or unusual. Because the best fiction is inspired by nonfiction. For people with writers in their family, this is one of the most “true” funny writer shirts.
“Truth” about Writing
Life is better when I’m writing
This says it all. Do you find yourself picking fights? Unable to sleep? Quick, grab a pen or your laptop and get to work. There is no one more unpleasant to be with than a writer who isn’t writing.
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Love them! Thanks for sharing!